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So... Is it Brocolli Or The Beholder?

2009-11-10 23:13:04 by c0l0rfullx3

I cannot help but notice some of these dumb ads that are all around random websites, such as newgrounds. Some of them bring a smile to my face, others really need work, and a small few make it into my airhead conversations confusing everyone in the room around me.

So, let's say you had had unlimited HP, MP, and a badass collection of killer spells, combined with an AWESOME wonder weapon. Who would you rather fight? Broccoli or the beholder??

Just because im immature doesn't make me a TOTAL douchebag here, but I would TOTALLY rather fight broccoli. Why? Because broccoli is truly evil. It is part of a conspiracy of disgusting and vomit evoking foods known to humans as vegetables. The vegetables have a tendency to smell bad when cooked. They have an eerie texture which just seems to push the "vomit" button on anyone who has a tuned gag reflex. They're slimy. They taste like death that's been sitting in a coffin for a few millenniums. Nobody eats vegetables if they don't have to. There are so many more savory foods to eat. Yet still, mothers and some school everywhere are trying to shove these repulsive icons of disgust, such as broccoli, down our throats. Why? I think this is another one of broccoli's little conspiracies with the other vegetables. They want to dominate us...

So yes, i would just love to put an end to this evil vegetable. No matter how innocently our parents portray them by calling them "little trees" or something cutesy like that; we all still know THEY ARE EVIL. VERY EVIL.

On the other hand, we have the beholder. Yeah it's scary looking. Okay. I get it. Thing is, the beholder isn't a current threat to the real world right now. Maybe to some virtual worlds, but there is NO evidence or proof that the beholder is a real threat to the world at this moment. Broccoli has been trying to take over the world for quite a while now. I find it rather scary. I want to fight the broccoli, okay?

What do YOU think?
I think you should write it in my comments :]


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2009-11-27 08:26:03

I like broccoli! But i would fight it anyway!


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